It may have come to certain of our members' attention that, with the defeat of our Association Football collective at the hands of the Tsarists, England are in grave danger of not qualifying for next year's European Championships in the Austro-Swissenland.

In this brief pamphlet, we seek to advance the thesis that this may, in fact, be no bad thing.

Yet again, it's time to dip into the bulging mailbag and see what our devoted listeners have sent us this week.

Sometimes not.

Most of you, I imagine, are familiar with the popular brand of Kentucky straight bourbon known as Jim Beam.

Dr H0ffm4n gave me a friendly nudge-reminder that some of us had discussed setting up a fantasy football (socker) league last week or so.

I had a look at the Premier League's official version, but it seemed a little invasive (they want real names and addresses and such). However: Yahoo have started running theirs again, so I took the liberty of creating a group there. There are no grand prizes for winners -- it's just for fun -- but that kinda seems more HuSi-ish to me anyway. The rules are new on me, although seem straightforward, but I'm sure we'll succeed in making a reet royal hash of it regardless.

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• Politics is sick
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Not that these are necessarily contained within; I just assert their existence.

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Featuring such classics as:

• Don't let them "Keep a Welcome" with your taxes!
• Don't give me that "compassion" waffle!
• You kip on polish!
• Ennys has your back, homes.

Stuff, things, items and their ilk.

Not much, really; mostly whales.